Archive for the ‘science’ Category

A girly paleo future

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Another girlgeek dinner means another speaker and this time it was me. Bnox asked me to come and talk about paleo-fururism. Not that I’m an expert on that subject but I guess she thought my love for science-fiction and all things futuristic was good enough.

The only link I had with paleo futursm was the blog by Matt Novak. Lucky for me the guy has collected lots of material over the years and owns by now the biggest and most interesting website in this field. Matt was also so kind to help me out with the keynote.

I started making a really serious and theoretical presentation but just a few hours before the happening I decided to make another one. One that wouldn’t take to much of the girls time and was more fun so I made it on what futurists thought about girls. I was glad I did this because that one was way more fun, the audience was amused and didn’t get bored. Unfortunately I managed to insult one blond with a joke (for which I’m sorry).

It was big fun to do and a very cool subject to research. If you want to know more about it visit the blog or try Matts booktip: 1999: Our hopeful Future by Victor Cohn. Slides after the (more…)

The history of time

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008


Some weeks ago Bnox asked me to help her out with one of her many idea’s. She wanted to make a arty installation that would show the universe as seen from the restaurant at the end of the universe. The sequence was inspired on another book The History of the Universe in 200 Words or Less.
Finding pictures for every word wasn’t always that easy (try quantum fluctuation) but in the end I learned a lot about the order of which the elements came into existence and how proteins are made.
So if you’re interested in the history of time hit (more…)

Cash in on the Mars Impact

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

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Dear NASA,
As you know Mars is in for a big asteroid hit on January 30. Your NEO scientists say the odds are 1 in 25 that 2007 WD5 will smash our Red neighbor planet. Big news, It’s been since the impact on Jupiter in 1994 that we’ve seen some real action in our solar system.

Yes, these odds are small but the news excites me and I think you should get more people exited about this. You need the PR to ensure your funding in this time of growing antiscience. This is how you do it:

It’s possible to see Mars from Earth at this time of the year so it can’t be rocketscience to set up a life steam of the hit (or near miss). If not, we still have the international space station to capture it, we can handle the minor time delay.

Set up a webpage where people can bet on this. Will it hit mars, yes or no? If yes, how wide will the crater be? If no, what will be the distance? To throw in an extra incentive you could give the winner a trip to the international space station.

Also, you still have 2 rovers running around on mars, can you set them up to shoot some nice images of 2007 the WD5 event? It would be cool to see images from Mars’ point of view. (Congratulations on both the rovers’ fourth birthday btw, who would have guessed?)

    Anyway, I just hope you take this into consideration. It would send out a positive message to the people. You need it.
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    UPDATE:
    Risk of marks impact drops to 1 in 10,000, too bad :(

Swallowing Chewing Gum?

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

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Again, something lots of us think about but never really bother to ask. Luckily this world is blessed with bored scientist answering great scientific questions like, “What happens if you swallow a chewing gum?” (via)
As a child my grandmother always told me that it would get stuck in my a++hole resulting in toilet-drama. Other people seem scare each other with the idea that it stays in your body for 7 years. (noticed just now that my grandmother is talented for scaring kids)

But in reality there is no risk… this is how a scientist describes it: “It probably passes through slower than most foodstuffs, but eventually the normal housekeeping waves in the digestive tract will sort of push it through, and it will come out pretty unmolested.”
(nicely put in words, don’t you think?)

All the next times I’ll be chewing gum I will think “shall I swallow or spit?”, I’ll be reminded of this and my grandmother with the a++hole story. I don’t know what that will do to me…

Anyhow, some more chewing gum links:
Ben Wilson, chewing gum artist
Go-Gum, a company that gets rid of gum
Gum Blondes, portraits made of gum
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My Little Space travel rant

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007

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Today I was shocked to hear and read all the coverage on the landing of the endeavor. It seems to be big news when a shuttle doesn’t explode… people just don’t have faith in space travel anymore. And this is no surprise!
I mean, what’s wrong with our rocket-scientists and their friends? Are they spaced out? Shuttles get sabotaged, probes get lost and astronauts fly drunk

It’s frustrating. It feels like our space travel capability didn’t evolve from the time monkeys played astronaut. I grew up with space travel, as a kid I was obsessed by it. I believed that by the time I grew up Star Trek would be a reality.
After all these years I have to conclude that human space travel still is primitive. The only real connection between today and Star Trek is drunken astronauts such as Scotty. And he also experienced some bumpy rides lately.

Thinking about this makes me wonder how Richard Branson is doing. This king of commerce might be humanities’ only hope for smooth space travel. What could come from that?

Pic from Psychotronic Cult Trash flickr pool.

do you know our home galaxy?

Saturday, March 17th, 2007

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Some days ago I noticed a friend having a top-view of our very own milky way as his pc-wallpaper. I asked him if he had any clue where our solar system could be, he didn’t. I was shocked that he observes that image every day without ever wondering where our planet might be..
It seems that many don’t even have an idea on how our home galaxy looks, they don’t get beyond our solar system.

So for those of you who would get lost in space! Get a better idea of our place in space in 5 minutes: (if the scientists are correct…)
360 panorama from our point of view, Image from the top (diameter 100,000), side and top
video animation, video about the centre (we live approx 20.000 light-years from the centre)
Interactive 3D simulation (my favorite!) Also read to other pages for a speed course.
And the wikipedia

Why?: I’m the kind of person that gets lost in a medium hotel, having an idea where I am in space gives me a relaxed feeling. It might do the same with you.

Also: in a few billion years our galaxy will collapse with the andromeda galaxy (video simulation). It seems like a cool event but I guess these things happens all the time out there.

Quantum Troubles with Tribbles

Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007

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While I was wandering around in the Galaxy I bumped into 2 Borg. Borg are not common in the SLquadrant, so I decided to start a conversation.
After a few moments the conversation started to take a strange turn, I found out the 2 Borg are conspiring with Jim (the human who was with them) to destroy the existents in person. With Tribbles!

1 of 2 (Borg): “Somebody seriously needs to make a Tribble that multiplies.”
Me (Andorian, I upgraded): “wouldn’t that kill the sim?” I continued “their have been attacks like that”
Jim (Human): “That’s not so difficult, but it might be problematic.”
1 of 2: “Well, it would only multiply to a certain extent.”
2 of 2 (Borg): “what do the tribbles eat?”
Me: “ehr…”
1 of 2: “Anything.”
Jim: “Hunting tribbles and deleting would be a problem.” He added “It is a simple script to make objects multiply, the hard part would be mak’em stop.”
1 of 2: “So scripts ARE like Tribbles.”
Jim: “Sort of…” (more…)

Let’s all play Security Theater

Sunday, August 27th, 2006

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Bruce Schneir is a security guru, he tackles the problems of security from the small to the large: personal safety, crime, corporate security, national security… Bruce is known for critiquing the way Homeland Security is trying to keep the States safe from terrorist attacks. He claims that most of the multi billion dollar security market is just one big waste of money. He calls it the business of Security Theater.
The guru explains it simply by showing some examples of airport security measures. “because some guy had the idea to hide a bomb in his shoe we all need to take off our shoes before we want to enter a plane, we are lucky that guy didn’t put it in his underwear”

The thing is -he tells us- that Homeland Security agents are just like Hollywood writers. They create a movie plot threat, it’s a terrorist threat they (Homeland security) imagine form A-Z, “they can do this that way and than they do that to…” it’s a very simple way of trying to prevent terrorist attacks, but not a good one because if the bad guy changes one small detail the whole plan becomes worthless.
These movie plot threads are the reason airports have these annoying security protocols. These things don’t make things more safe, they only give us the illusion that we are safe. What if someone uses snakes to hijack a plane, or a sony battery?
A good tip not to get annoyed by these useless protocols is by playing along, imagine that you are in one of the movie plot treats, but keep in mind it’s fiction. Look at it like if it was a real life RPG.

Another way to prevent attacks is by data mining just like the NSA wire tapping. You would think that this is more efficient because it focuses on real conversations between real people planning stuff, it doesn’t. NYtimes reported that the NSA gets 1000 leads per month out of this Echelon thing, all those leads have proven to be false alarms. FBI agents cost about 200.000 dollar per year and most of their time is spend by hunting these phantoms, not very cost efficient.

So what is the answer for complete safety? According to Bruce Shneir it’s just making sure that others wouldn’t have a reason to attack. The message is simple, don’t get paranoid, make love and don’t make enemy’s…

Via Popsci podcast ep 14 (a damn good podcast series, try it!)
Picture by Nedrichards

Space, our final frontier

Saturday, July 29th, 2006

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Astronomy Picture of the day is without a doubt one of my favorite feeds. It’s informative, beautiful and simple at the same time. The concept is really simple to. One astronomy picture every day accompanied with a complete description of what you are looking at. Take a closer look at this picture for instance:
“Spectacular explosions keep occurring in the binary star system named RS Ophiuchi. Every 20 years or so, the red giant star dumps enough hydrogen gas onto its companion white dwarf star to set off a brilliant thermonuclear explosion on the white dwarf’s surface…”
I guaranty, if you are at least a bit interested in space or natures most intriguing views you will love this feed. (thx Jeroen)

Also: A really human friendly article containing revelations on black holes. Very interesting especially because I have a weak spot for these phenomena… And if you love them to you should watch the mind-blowing series Farscape.

Send your junk into space

Thursday, April 13th, 2006

Finally, we can send things in space for a fair price…

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“We have officially begun taking payload slot orders. Payloads are generally sold in 1 kilogram increments at $250 per kilo. For those that want a standardized form factor we are offering CanSat flights. A CanSat is the same size as a standard 12 oz soda can with a mass limit of 350 grams. CanSat flights are $199 but for a limited time they are going for an introductory $99”

Reading this makes me wonder what people could throw in space and for what purpose?
I think some people will send the ashes of their deceased, others might send stuff for the aliens to find.
It makes you think:
Would a drama queen send pictures of her ex-boyfriend to space?
Would it be a nice practical joke if we send a box of gayporn for the aliens to find?
Or a banana and a tape with “The Planet of the Apes” on it.
What about Christopher Walken?

VIA: Makezine